A man is standing outside the
gates of Heaven. Saint Peter
approaches and says, "Can I
help you ?" ..  
The man replies, "No thanks."
He continues to stand on the
clouds.
"Are you sure I can't help you?"
says Saint Peter.
"No. That's fine," says the man.
Several minutes pass before
Saint Peter approaches the man
again.
"Look," he says, "You do realize
that if you're here, you're dead -
right?"
"Oh I realize that," replies the
man.
"You realize that," Saint Peter
repeats.
The man points down through
the clouds, "I'm just waiting for
the Medics down there to
realize that. ! .....