A husband went to the police
station to file a "missing person"
report for his missing wife:

Husband : -I lost my wife, she
went shopping hasn't come back
yet.

Inspector : -What is her height?

Husband : -Average, I guess.

Inspector : -Slim or healthy?.

Husband : -Not slim, but probably
healthy.

Inspector : -Color of eyes?

Husband : -Never noticed.

Inspector : -Color of hair?

Husband : -Changes according to
season.

Inspector : -What was she
wearing?

Husband : -Not sure, either a
dress or a suit.

Inspector : -Was she driving?

Husband : -Yes.

Inspector : -Color of the car?

Husband : -Black Audi A8 with
supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine
generating 333 horse power
teamed with an eight-speed
tiptronic automatic transmission
with manual mode. And it has full
LED headlights, which use light
emitting diodes for all light
functions and has a very thin
scratch on the front left door...
and then the husband started
crying...

Inspector: -Don't worry sir,...We
will find your car.........................