Thursday, 14 May 2015

I'm from IIN

There are 3 kinds of people:
1. Educated
2. Uneducated
3. IIN pass out
WARNING: IIN spreading faster than swine flu.

What courses do they do at IIN?
Theories of Whatsapp?
Facebook Mechanics?
Laws of Twitter?

Mobile internet to get costlier
Alia Bhatt: Papa.. Suna Aapne.. IIN Ki Fees badh Gayee.

Funny IIN style interview:
Interviewer: Where did you graduate from?
Candidate: IIN
Interviewer: How many doors are there in this room?
Candidate: Two.
Interviewer: Choose any one to get out.

During a heart transplant:
Doctor: Shit!!!
Nurse: What happened???
Doctor: My mobile network is gone.
Nurse: So???
Doctor: I don't know what to do next.
Nurse Why???
Doctor: I am from IIN.

A policeman pulls Santa for speeding and asks him to get out of the car.
Santa: Sir, I am learning driving.
Police: Without Teacher?
Santa: Ji Sir ji, I am from IIN.

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