Girls will be Girls

Girls are the Most Wonderful Creatures In the World....!!! Though You Find Them Difficult Enough because....

If You Kiss Her... You Are not a Gentleman..!!!
& If You Don't... You Are Not A Man!

If You Praise Her... She Thinks You Are Lying!!!
& If You Don't.. You Are Good For Nothing!

If You Agree To All Her Likes... You Are A Wimp !!!
& If You Don't.. You Are Not Understanding!

If You Visit Her Often... She Thinks You Are Boring !!!
& If You Don't.. She Accuses You Of Double-Crossing!

If You Are Well Dressed... She Says You Are A Playboy !!!
& If You Don't... You Are A Dull Boy!

If You Are Jealous... She Says Itz Bad!!!
& If You Don't... She Thinks You Don't Luv Her!

If You Attempt Doing Romance... She Says You Didn't Respect Her!!!
& If You Don't... She Thinks You Don't Like Her!

If You Are A Minute Late... She Complains It's Hard To Wait !!!
& If She Is Late... She Says that's A Girl's Way!

If You Visit Another Man... You're Not Putting In "Quality time" !!!
& If She Is Visited By Another Woman... "Oh It's Natural, We are Girls"!

If You Kiss Her Once In a While... She Professes You Are Cold!!!
& If You Kiss Her often... She Yells that You Are Taking Advantage!

If You Fail To Help Her In Crossing the Street... You Lack Ethics!!!
& If You Do... She Thinks It's Just One Of Men Tactics For Seduction!

If You Stare At Another Woman... She Accuses You Of Flirting!!!
& If She Is Stared By Other Men... She Says that they Are Just Admiring!

If You Talk... She Wants You To Listen!!!
& If You Listen... She Wants You To Talk!

In Short:
So Simple... Yet So Complex !!!
So Weak... Yet So Powerful !!! 
So Confusing... Yet So Desirable !!!
So Damning... Yet So Wonderful!!!