Mom: Son, get up its time to go to College.
Son: No mom. I don't want to go to College.
Mom: Give me 2 reasons why don't u want to go to college.
Son:
1. All students hate me.
2. All the teachers hate me.
Mom: Ooh! Thats not a reason. Come on. U must go to college.
Son: Give me 2 reasons why I should go 2 college.
Mom:
1. U are 57 years old.
2. U are the PRINCIPAL of the college...!!! . . .