Saturday, 29 August 2015

"Smiling is the best medicine. 
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But
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if you're smiling without any reason,
you need medicine. . .. . .. 

Friday, 28 August 2015



Listen carefully


Isn't this so true?


Tuesday, 25 August 2015

Mah life mah rules


Nature !! Flowers | Photography by AJ

1 Stone Is Enough To Break A Glass..
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1 Word Is Enough To Break A Heart...
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1 Second Is Enough To Fall In Love..
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But Why
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1 Chapter Is not Enough To Pass Exam's... Point To Be Noted.. . . . .. ..
A True Girl should care her Boyfriend
Like her Child...
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A True Boy should value his Girlfriend
Like his Mom...
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Bcoz...
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No Boy can hurt his mom...
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&
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No Girl can Love Someone more then her own Child. . . .. ..
Height of flirting of ENGINEERS
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Teachr: Where is ur Asignmnt
book?😖
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Stdnt:Mam, I lost it While fighting
wid
stdnts who said dat u r not d most
beautiful
teachr in dis college . .. . . 
The hardest thing is not talking to someone you used to talk to everyday... smile emoticon
I know it kills. . . . . . . 
Me : your name must be "RURU".
She : why?
Me : because your eyes are so black.
She : awwww... but still why??
Me : " ye kali kali ankhe, tu RURU tu RURU." . . . . .
The Atm Machine Jammed
(Stopped Working)
Because Of...
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An Intelligent Girl,
Put Her Hair Pin In The
Machine When Option Was To.
Enter Your PIN. . . .. . 

Friday, 21 August 2015

Always Take Extra Care of 3 Things In Life
Promise,
Love &
Friendship
Because They Don't Make Noise But When They Break,
They Create SILENCE in Life. . .....................
Interviewer: just imagine u r in third floor, it caught fire. How wil u escape ?
Santa: it is very simple,i wil stop my imagination..............////////////////////
Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what
will you pay me..
Husband: I won-t have to pay you, you-ll get my entire insurance amount...................😂😂
Agar Ye Tash Ka Game Olympic Mein Shamil Ho Jaye 
To
Maa Kasam 10 Ya 20 Gold Medal To Ye Park Mein Baithne Wale Buddhe Hi Le Jayenge।  . . ..... .
Ek ladki ko koi phone pe
unknown no. se
call karke preshan kar rha
tha.
To us larki ne nya sim card
liya aur
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Us unknown no pe call kar
k kaha maine vo sim band kr diya
hai
ab tujhe jo karna hai kar le
girls kitni genius hoti hai na...!! ,.............................................

My photography logo intro | Must watch Guyzz |

Wednesday, 19 August 2015

One side love :
Its when u hide n
still say we are just frndz,
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but..
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Silently in tears u miss ur Sweetheart n say :
” I love u a lot dear but u can’t be mine… “ . . .

Why do we love the people that ignore us, And ignore the people who love us?? . . .



Sunday, 16 August 2015

Never make your girl cry because their are some assholes waiting to wipe her tears. . . . . . 
Woh aaye meri zindgi mei ek pal ke liye, 
Aansu de gaye meri aankhon ko pal pal ke liye / / / / / /
A girl becomes more beautiful when you fall in love with her and
even more beautiful when she loves you back.  . . . .. . 




Saturday, 15 August 2015

Wife : had ur lunch.?:D
Pappu : had ur lunch.?
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Wife : i m asking you
Pappu : i m asking you
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Wife : u copying me.?
Pappu : u copying me?
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Wife : lets go shopping
Pappu :Yes i had my lunch
Wife rocked Pappu shocked