1 Stone Is Enough To Break A Glass.. . . 1 Word Is Enough To Break A Heart... . . 1 Second Is Enough To Fall In Love.. . . But Why . . . . . . . . . 1 Chapter Is not Enough To Pass Exam's... Point To Be Noted.. . . . .. ..
A True Girl should care her Boyfriend Like her Child... , A True Boy should value his Girlfriend Like his Mom... , Bcoz... , No Boy can hurt his mom... , & , No Girl can Love Someone more then her own Child. . . .. ..
Height of flirting of ENGINEERS . . Teachr: Where is ur Asignmnt book?😖 . . . . Stdnt:Mam, I lost it While fighting wid stdnts who said dat u r not d most beautiful teachr in dis college . .. . .
The hardest thing is not talking to someone you used to talk to everyday... smile emoticon I know it kills. . . . . . .
Me : your name must be "RURU". She : why? Me : because your eyes are so black. She : awwww... but still why?? Me : " ye kali kali ankhe, tu RURU tu RURU." . . . . .
The Atm Machine Jammed (Stopped Working) Because Of... . . . . . . . An Intelligent Girl, Put Her Hair Pin In The Machine When Option Was To. Enter Your PIN. . . .. .
Sunday, 23 August 2015
Saturday, 22 August 2015
Friday, 21 August 2015
Always Take Extra Care of 3 Things In Life
Promise, Love & Friendship
Because They Don't Make Noise But When They Break,
They Create SILENCE in Life. . .....................
Interviewer: just imagine u r in third floor, it caught fire. How wil u escape ?
Santa: it is very simple,i wil stop my imagination..............////////////////////
Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what
will you pay me..
Husband: I won-t have to pay you, you-ll get my entire insurance amount...................😂😂
Agar Ye Tash Ka Game Olympic Mein Shamil Ho Jaye To Maa Kasam 10 Ya 20 Gold Medal To Ye Park Mein Baithne Wale Buddhe Hi Le Jayenge। . . ..... .
Ek ladki ko koi phone pe unknown no. se call karke preshan kar rha tha. To us larki ne nya sim card liya aur . . . Us unknown no pe call kar k kaha maine vo sim band kr diya hai ab tujhe jo karna hai kar le girls kitni genius hoti hai na...!! ,.............................................
One side love :
Its when u hide n
still say we are just frndz,
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but..
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Silently in tears u miss ur Sweetheart n say :
” I love u a lot dear but u can’t be mine… “ . . .
Why do we love the people that ignore us, And ignore the people who love us?? . . .
Those who can read your silence are the ones who deserves to stay in your life . . . . .
Mandir Ke Bahar Chappal Rakhne Mein Aur Miss Call Dene Mein Kya Common Hai ? Socho Nahin Pata ? ? ?
Dono Mein Dar Lagta Hai Koi Utha Na Le . . . . .
Sunday, 16 August 2015
Never make your girl cry because their are some assholes waiting to wipe her tears. . . . . .
Woh aaye meri zindgi mei ek pal ke liye, Aansu de gaye meri aankhon ko pal pal ke liye / / / / / /
A girl becomes more beautiful when you fall in love with her and even more beautiful when she loves you back. . . . .. .
Saturday, 15 August 2015
Wife : had ur lunch.?:D
Pappu : had ur lunch.?
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Wife : i m asking you
Pappu : i m asking you
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Wife : u copying me.?
Pappu : u copying me?
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Wife : lets go shopping
Pappu :Yes i had my lunch
Wife rocked Pappu shocked