Life belongs to those who enjoy being silly . . . . . . .

Cute Love story

He : Oyeee
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She : Hiiii Babuuuu...Kya hua?? Itne naaraaz kyu lag rahe ho aap??
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He : Kabhi bhi baat mat karna mujhse.. okkkk
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She : Babuuu.. ab kya hua aapko? Aap aise kyu baat kar rahe ho?
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He : Uss Shubham ke saath kaise mast n freely baat kar rahe thhe aap
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She : Haan toh ?
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He : Huhhhh..
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She : Aree Babuuu suno toh? Ab dusre ladko se baat bhi nahi kar sakti kya main ...?
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He : Haan toh jaao naaw.. unhi se baat karo naaw.. mere se kyu baat rahe ho
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She : Ohhh.. Koi toh jal raha hai? Jalo.. jalo..
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He : Nahi jal raha koi bhi.. okkkk...
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She : Shubham is so sweeeet ... Hayeeee
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He : O hello ...!!! Had hai ye ...bhaad mai jaao aap.. Huhhhh
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She : Pehle bolo ki aap jal rahe ho yaa nahi?
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He : Haan... Jal raha hoon.. kyu ki main ...
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She : Mein kya ??
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He : Mein aapse pyaar karta hoon.... Bestie nahi rehna mujhe.... Aapka mera kuch toh haii ... Jo mujhe aap bohot aachi lagti ho... I love you
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She : Sachi?
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He: Huhhhh... nahi majak kar raha hu
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She: Bolo naaw Babuuuu
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He : Haan yaar sachi mein....
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She : Aw www... I Love You Too...!! Kab se sunn-na chahti thhi main ..aur aap ab bol rahe ho
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He : Shonu ...! Ab sunn liya naaw
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She : Haan mera Babu
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MORAL: A little jealousy in a relationship is healthy. Its always nice to know someones afraid to lose you.. . . . . .

Santa: 1 Chor Ne Muje Chaku Dikha K Lut Lia 😓

Banta:Tere Pas To Hamesa Gun Hoti hai?🔫

Santa:Haan 2 lakh Ki Hai,Maine Chhupali thi Warna Wo Bhi Le Jata . . . .

Men would never lie if women stopped asking wrong questions. . . . .

That Awesome Moment In Boys Life When She Says U 'Pagal' . . . . . 

The heart always wants the one who broke it . . . .

Only middle class people like me know the art of pretending to dislike the things they cannot afford  . . . . . . . . . .

Very True & An Excellent Quote !!

"When We Don't Understand The Lessons At The Right Time, Life Makes Us Understand The Same Lessons at A Wrong Time" . . . . .

You may not believe this.. But in love, boys are weaker than girls

How to get a BF/GF in two easy steps:
1. Go outside the room to receive a phone call.
2. When you return your parents will automatically believe you've a BF/GF.   . .

Good morning to all

True !!

Well Said !!

Dear Girls

when you text guys first, not every
guy assume that you're flirting/Caring ,
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some of them
make plans for marriage and babies too . . . 

True !!

Handling 3-4 girlfriends
at one time isn't talent,
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finding 1 perfect girl
who can handle you
&
your family happily is the real talent. . . . .

kalam Sir to BBC

Fantastic Answer by Abdul Kalam
to a question asked by BBC:-
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Define Birthday,
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Kalam : ” The only day in your life …
Your mother smiled when you cried . . . .

This is really Cute Poem by a cute Kid !!

Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne mujhe samajhai nahi.
kaise mithi baat karu Main?
Jab mithi koi cheez maine khai nhi.
Ye chand kyo maamu hai mera?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.
Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.
Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Mama ki Biwi jab mami hai,
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?
Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?
Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne mujhe samjhai nahi . . . . . 

Salute

“DONT DECLARE HOLIDAY ON MY DEATH, INSTEAD WORK AN EXTRA DAY, IF U LOVE ME"


- DR. APJ Abdul Kalam . . . .

Must Read !!

Ek ladke ko chirag mila

Usney usse Uthaya aur bht Ragda to
Woh zordaar Dhamake se Phat Gaya

7 mare
12 zakhmi
Alladin ka Zamana Gaya dosto.... Lawaris chizo se door raho !! 

Waheguru ji

Know the benefits of Blueberries ?

Yamraj To Santa: "Your Time Is Over,
Tell Your Last Wish"
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Santa: "I Want To See Manmohan Singh,
Speaking To Salman Khan's Wife. . . . .

Ladki

Ladki Sath Ho To Restaurant Ka Bill
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Ladki Door Ho To Mobile Ka Bill
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Aur
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Ladki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Door Ho Jaye
To
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"Daru Ka Bill"
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Isliye Na Lagao Dil, Na Aayega Bill . . .. 

Be Kind

2 types of girls

LADKIYA 2 Type Ki Hoti Hai,
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1st : BORING
2nd : INTERSTING
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BORING : jo DHOOP mein bhi
UMBRELLA le kar ghumti hain..
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INTERESTING : Jo baarish mein bhi
Jaan-bujh kar UMBRELLA ghar bhool jati hain..  . . . . .

Guess ???

A couple went for picnic they have 5 sons and each son have 7 sisters and each sister have 3 babies in total how many people went for the picnic . . . . ????

Answer :  ?????

Golden words !

If u r stressed, you`ll get pimples.. if u cry,u`ll get wrinkles.. So, y don`t u smile &get dimples? . . .

Naughty joke

A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg Removes Sandal = 56 Then Dupatta = 52Now Coins Finished A Boy In A Q Behind Her Said u Carry On,I Have coins . . .

One million copies of a new book soldIn just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title."An idea.that can change ur wife" . . .

Chwing gum and wife

What`s the similarity between chewing gum & begum(wife)Both are sweet at the beginning and become tasteless, shapeless and chipku in the eND . . .

Meaning of wife

Do u know the meaning of WIFE? It means...

W-Without

I-Information

F-Fighting

E-Evrytime . . .

Xam Me cOpy Kar K Pas Hue Jaise-Taise


Xam Me cOpy Kar K Pas Hue Jaise-Taise


ACP-Daya Pata lagaO Akhir Munni Badnaam Hui tO Hui Kaise? .. .

Devdaas ke gum ka kaaran thi paaro
wah waha
Devdaas ke gum ka kaaran thi paaro
wah waha
Daya aur abhijeet ghar ka kona kona chaan maaro!!! . . .

Sardi hai to khansi bhi hogi
Waah waah
Sardi hai to khansi bhi hogi
Waah waah
ACP Pradumann ne kaha: Tumhe to Faansi hi hogi . . .

Teri arzoo main humne Baharon ko dekha! Teri Zustzo main humne Sitaron ko dekha! Nahi mila tum se badhkar in nigahon ne hazaron ko dekha. . . . .

Read it

Dil 20 13, 80 20 tere..

Confused???

Read the above numbers in punjabi . . . .

Must read

"When I was Studying My Mom Was calling me .. .. But I did not respond I was deeply involved in Studies .. ..

But Mom Called me again n again .. ..

I shouted Plz mom Leave me i have to Study, 
My exam is near .. ..

plz I want to Study , I want to Study ..

My Mom Slapped me and said " Stop Dreaming Wake up n Study" . . . . 

Rest in Peace - India's Missile man. You taught us to live an EPIC dream . . .

U shall remain alive in our hearts . . . . .

WOW !!

When a girl/boy falls asleep texting you . . . . . 
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It doesn't mean you bore her/him . . . . .
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It just means she/he didn't want to end the conversation! . . . . 

Start Living for more

Have you ?

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Again Sad day for India !!

R.I.P APJ abdul kalaam

Salute| Respect| Tribute !

Salute to Punjab Police and Force Jina ne Ajj Apniya Kurbaaniya Deke Attvadiyan Nu Maar Giraya Te Ehe Sandesh v Ditta k Punjab ch Shaheed SP Baljit Singh Varge Desh de Heere Ona Da Saamna Karn Lai Hamesha Hikk Taan Khade Rehnge!!

Jo v Es Hamle Ch Shaheed Hoye Ne Waheguru Ona Di Aatma Nu Shanti Bakshn.. . . ..

Boy : I Love you..
Pehli Nazar mein Hi
Tumhara Aashiq Ban Gaya Hu.. 
Do U Love me..?
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Girl : Hmmmm Main Tumhe
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Ek Sawal Puchti Hu
Agar Tum Jeet Gaye To Mai Tumhe
Jawab De Dungi....?
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Lakda"Muskurata Hai Aur Chup
Chap Jaane Lagta Hai..
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Girl : Kya Hua Jawab Nai Chahiye..
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Ladka : (Palat Kar Kehta Hai) Mujhe
Tumhara Pyar Chahiye.. Jeet mein
mila Hua Inaam Nahi....!! . . . . 

Girlfriend : "Last night I had a dream
of you."
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Boyfriend (got excited): -
"Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein
aa ke"
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Girlfriend replied : "We were
traveling in bus,
Suddenly the bus lost control
and fell in the river.
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Everyone swam to save their life,
but you were still swimming and
searching for someone."
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Boyfriend (with love): "I was
searching for you, na?
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Girlfriend said: NO, You were
shouting -
"Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya,
2 rupaye lene the" . . . . 

Golden Words

You cannot upload Love and You cannot download Time.
Google cant give all the answers in life, So just login to Reality and will like the status of your life..  / / /

True !!

Crushes

For all

Dear members whoever is sad smile emoticon 
Remember there's always someone out there that's crazy about you,
so smile and stay happy smile emoticon smile emoticon 
Life is too short to be anything but happy like emoticon  . . . . 

Humein tumse love hai
Pls refuse na krna 😋
Yeh zero watt ka hope bulb hai
Pls isse fuse na krna . . . . 

Solid bezztii

Ek boy roz bus k darvaze mein
khada hoke traval karta hein.!
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Bus conductor : tu roz darvaze mein kadha rehta hein,
Tera baap kahin pe choukidar thha kya..??
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Boy replies : tu roz paise mangta hein to,
tera baap pehle bhikari thha kya.. . . . . 

Caption it

Cute Mogwai

For Girls !

If you make a girl laugh she'll like you but if you make her cry she'll love you . . . .

Parents !!

Sad Day of Indians !!

Indian media has learned nothing from 26/11 ‪#‎MumbaiAttack‬. Still doing Live reporting of a terror attack to gain TRP.

Sadly ‪#‎GurdaspurTerrorAttack‬ is even worse than #MumbaiAttack  . . .  Firing is still on . . .

She: "My mood is off. Will talk to you later."

He: "Weird. You're the first person I want to talk to when I'm upset." . . . . .