Thursday, 25 June 2015

MAGGI Waali Girl !!

Maggi wali Girl - Maa mera naam RAJKUMARI kyu hai unsure emoticon
Kitna weird lagta hai frown emoticon
Mom - Taaki facebook pe naam k aage princess na lagana pade ......

Tuesday, 9 June 2015

That painful moment

When u give your everything to someone,
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In Return They Say. . . .


What Have You Done for Me? ? ?

Mahesh bhatt to Alia bhatt


Aaj Tv Pe 30 Foot Ka Saanp Dikhane Wale Hain
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Alia : Haan
Par Main Nahi Dekh Paungi
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Mahesh Bhatt: Kyun?
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Alia :
Hmara Tv To 21 Inch Ka Hai,,

BF & GF

GF : hi baby smile emoticon
BF : top up ya Net recharge?
GF : you always think like that unsure emoticon
BF : sorry baby, Bolo kya hua.
GF : I want 2 new jeans . . . .

3 Nice Stories


1.Once, all villagers decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all peple gatherd n only 1 boy came wth an umbrela

THATS FAITH...
2.Exmple of the feeling of a 1 yr old baby. Wen u throw him in the air, he laughs Bcze he knows u ll catch him.

THATS TRUST...
3.Every n8 we go to bed, we hv no asurance to wake up alive th nxt morng bt stil we kep alrm for the next day

THATS HOPE...
So FAITH in God,TRUST in urslf,HOPE 4 the best . . . .

DAD & DAUGHTER

Girl chatting online with unknown man 
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Man: "Cud u give me your e- mail id ?"
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Girl: Sure........here it is... "ihaveBF.ilovehim@getlost.com"
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Unknown man: Thanks.....here' s my e-mail id.... "imUrDad.aajtup itegi@gharpe.com"

Tuesday, 2 June 2015

True

A Boy Does Not Fall In Love
Easily,
But,
Once He Falls For a Girl Truly,
He Will
Be The Most Caring, Most Loving,
Most
Romantic, Most
Understanding
And
Truthful For His Girl, For All
His Life ....

Admin post !!

When a very sweet
and
Close person goes far from us,
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we may or may not say
But
Our heart says to their heart
"You Made Me Alone"
Miss You . . .  .

NOW !!


Meaning of MISS YOU

Miss you !! heart emoticon
M : My soul needs you
I : Impossible to live without you
S : Scared without you
S : Simply you are part of me
Y: You and me have same feeling
O: Of course i need you
U : Unlimited in words, cant describe how much I Need You

Admin Post !

Loving a Girl is a Second thing

First

Learn to RESPECT her !!

Garmi !!

Garmi Itni Jyada Ho Rahi Hai....
Aaj To Macchar Bhi Ye Bol Gaya
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Bhai Tera Khoon To Bahut Garam Hai.
Fridge Se Thanda Pani Hi Pila De..

Must Read !

 like emoti
During Their Daughters Wedding Parent's Are The One Who Are Most Worried For Their Daughter.. There Are Lot Of Things Which Goes In Their Minds.. Every Girl Would Want Their Husband To Tell This To Their Parents While Taking Her Away From The Family-....
Dear Parents(In Law)
I Promise I Will Take Care Of Ur Princess Now And For Ever.. She Is My Queen.. My Life My Everything! kiki emoticon
I Will Try My Best To Give Her All Happiness.. She Is My Responsibility & My First Priority.. smile emoticon
I Know She Is Still A Baby Doll For U.. But Trust Me Papa I Will Never Hurt Her Feelings With Any Intention.. ^__^,,,
You've Been Her Mentor For All Of These Years Being Always There For Her Through Laughter & Fears.. heart emoticon
Because Of Ur Caring She Grew Up To Be, The Love Of My Life A Blessing To Me.. angel emoticon
I Promise To Love Her In Good Times & In Bad, When Life Seems Easy & When It Seems Hard, I Promise To Cherish Her, & To Always Hold Her In Highest Regard.. kiki emoticon
I Just Want To Tell U One Thing Papa "U Are Not Losing A Daughter.. U Are Gaining A SON" *__*

For Girls !

Why Do Girls Prefer Arrange Marriages?????
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Bcoz an Unknown Namuna Is
Better Than A Well Known Kameena .....

Golden Lines !!

• LOVE me or HATE me !
both are in my favor ........
- if you love me , I'll always be in your heart.
- if you hate me , I'll always be in your mind.
- Shakespeare

Admin Post !

Girl: Anuj, I Love your blog  smile emoticon
Me: Wooow.. Thank U *__*
Girl: I Love Pizza kiki emoticon
Me: Me Too heart emoticon
Girl: I Am From IIN sunglasses emoticon
Me: Dubaara MSG Mat Karna Behan

New Method To Propose.

Boy : You Look Exactly Like My Wife..!
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Girl : Ohhh..! What's Your Wife's Name..?
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Boy : I'm Not Married Yet.
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Moral : Learn New Methods To Propose.

Wife nd hubby

Wife:- Aji Sunte Ho Ji?
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Husband:- Kya?
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Wife:- Wo Sharma Ji Ki Beti,
Accounts Me 99% Marks Laayi.
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Husband:- To Baki Ka 1 Kaha Gaya?
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Wife:- Wo Apna Beta Laaya Hai

Cute Lines

You are so lucky when...
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you are sad and someone is making an effort to
make you smile"

Boss and junior

A junior in an office dialed his boss’s number By mistake and 
said: Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes..! 
Boss shouted: Do you know whom you are talking to? 
Junior: No!
 Boss: I am the boss of this office. 
Junior(in the same tone) : And do you know whom You are talking to?
 Boss: No! 
Junior: Thank God! (And disconnected the phone)

Husband & Wife

Husband.. jab mai tumhe marta hu tab tum apna gussa kispe nikalti ho....
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Wife..toilet saaf karke
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Husband..haste hue : pagal aurat vo kaise?
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Wife..toilet aapke toothbrush se saaf karti hu.

True Lines !!

Love is Possible After Friendship. 

But Friendship is not Possible After Love

Because . . . 

Medicines Work Before Death Not After Death . . . .

For Couple :

Girl Asked Her Boy Friend
GF: Why do you love me ?
BF: I have no reason.
GF: No. Give me a reason
BF: Oh. okay… ‘beCoz you’re beautiful, caring ‘and attractive.
Girl was satisfied, Then one day she got sick ‘and look Terribly Thin, Pale ‘and Weak…
GF: Do you still love me ?
BF: Now that you’re not pretty ‘and attractive do i have a reason to love you ?
Girl Cried… The boy hold her hand ‘n say…
BF: Now you Understand ? “Love doesn’t need reasons. I Love You ‘and still love you no matter what Happens...

Its JUNE !!!


This is that wonderful time when some years back, the most exciting things of our lives used to happen.
> Our school used to re-open.
> For a moment, just think of it all.
> And try, if you can visualize those days.
> That excitement of a new bag.
> New books.
> The end of an exciting vacation, with a tinge of sadness.
> A bit of anxiety on the 1st day of another school year.
> The unforgettable smell from the pages of new books.
> New subjects.
> New teachers.
> New sitting positions of a class.
> And the most exciting was to welcome our best friends in the class.
> The sight of our secret 'crush' after a long gap.
> The pouring rains outside.
> The shopping for raincoat.
> Everything around us freshend up.
> Lush green.
> Cold and pleasant.
Wasn't it the most beautiful period of our lives.
It can never return...!!!
But you can always close your eyes for a moment, and try to relive it.
And don't forget to experience the same through the kids heart.
Wishing everyone a 'Nostalgic' June...!!!

Aaj ka Gyan !!


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Agar koi hume achha lagta hai to
achha wo nahi hum hai..
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And agar koi hume bura lagta hai to
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bura wahi
hai Qki hum to ache hai na!
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Zindagi se koi cheez maango to aise maango
jaise tumhare baap ki thi.
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Aur nahi mili to konsi tumhare
baap ki thi